Welcome to the temporary portal for the world famous Susanne's Roadhouse, flagship of the world-famous S&S WEB. We have been providing products/services/programs/toxic
meals to individuals/non-profit organizations/governments/corporations/partnerships/parishoners/victims in the [name any city] area for over (12k) years.
Count on Susanne's Roadhouse when quality really counts. Remember, exceptional service is our standard. Just don't eat the food. Really. Trust me. Don't.
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These are the Names, positions and brief resumes for key staff here at the Roadhouse. We may also include pictures, credentials, and affiliations with professional or other organization(s). As this site is under construction and as people hire, get canned, and expire, this area will be added to throughout our fiscal millenia.
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Yamguana Keekbewti, Front Door
In 1904, after decades of serving as a Technology Consultant and IT Software Manager for various foreign govenment agencies, Yami came to work for us at the Roadhouse, where he greets our many varied and distinguished guests from his glass-topped scargophagus made into our front door. He saw the need for a local company that wanted to improve their image and give people something to talk about and sprang into action (at least as much as he could spring while being rather slightly deceased).
We expect Yami to be here for a loooooong time.
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Mistress Zelda X. Whippstaff-Vialslinger, Front Desk and Director of Activities
Mistress has an extensive background in sbanking, admonistration and miss-management. This experience is supplemented by broads kills in customer relationship and
16 years of experience as a silver medal competitive
cat-o-9-tails operator and a master bullwhip cracker in the 2
2/3 meter class.
She will show you to the
cell, er, room in ways you have yet to imagine. |
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Susanna Katerina, Manageress of Operations, Chief Execution
Officer, and Sole Surviving partner of the original Roadhouse.
Second only to the late Howard Hughes or Leona Helmsley in
her psychosis and singlehanded desire to strangle the
competition while stepping on the little guy, SK brings hear
dearth of financial and business acumen to the stage in the
overseeing of operations in the Roadhouse. |
Who are our bit players and casino operatives /Our Team / Our Staff Infections:
Someone, CPA, CFP, MST, SOB, H2SO4, E=MCC, Esq. is a psychic consultant with over thirty years of extensive pubic accounting experience dealing with accounts.
Another, JD, FLH, UL has been involved in the business of motorcycle types for over eighty years, specializing in family owned and closely held bikes and is a sock puppet.
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At the roadhouse we guarantee you a good time, a bit of history, and the chance to see our work in progress.
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